i don't like sucking hair
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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