Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
this hospital has no fireball
My liver is preforming stress tests.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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