Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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