I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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