A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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