I hate your face
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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