walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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