Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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