I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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