An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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