i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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