Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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