I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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