I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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