i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
People in love make me want to vomit
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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