I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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