I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize