Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
