from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
