Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
