You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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