What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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