i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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