We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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