I feel great
I just peed on a car
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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