Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We had to coat check the pizza.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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