I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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