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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.

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