I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Sober January is a disaster.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.