I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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