Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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