I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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