I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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