? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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