I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person