I want to walk on stilts...naked
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?