Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.