I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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