no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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