I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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