Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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