I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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