Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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