so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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