problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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