Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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