I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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