I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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