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Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Who died my cat blue again?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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