Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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