he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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