your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?