quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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