DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The power of my boobs compel you
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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