I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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