I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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